Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Friday, April 09, 2004

My plans for the weekend include:

Bar-bysitting: Verb. Def: when you take a girlfriend who has just endured heartache out to bars to allow her to drown her sorrows while you chaperone. Sentence: "Lisa, Derrick is a %$!#@, but let's go to Deja Groove and you just have a good time, I'll bar-bysit."

I just wanted to advertise my clever new word.

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