Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Thank You, Only-Has-A-Cell-Phone-Guy

Ok, another post in 9 hours.

Those people. . .the ones who ONLY have cell phones. Well, in theory, I use my cell phone SO MUCH, and I definitely have friends (and certainly beaux) who ONLY have that number--(NEVER give your home number to a potential, he could call and leave answering machine messages when other potentials are over, I learned that the hard way). In fact, my cell phone bill is INSANELY over this month, even though I have a home phone with unlimited long distance (I'm kicking my own ass on this one) because I just don't monitor when I'm using it and I use them (that is, both phones) interchangably. I could certainly get by on just a cell phone if I upped my plan. However, something has always bothered me about those people who JUST have cell phones. In theory, I don't know why. I mean, if you get enough extra minutes to pick up what you'd use on a home phone, you really should only need one phone. But I discovered a circumstance in which having more than just a cell phone is NECESSARY.

If you leave your phone in your non-girlfriend's car in her glove box, and she now has it, SHE CAN'T CALL YOU TO TELL YOU WHERE IT IS. And you may not even know her number. I mean, it's in your phone. Which she has. I am gleeful at my new discovery. Thank you, Only-Has-A-Cell-Phone-Guy, I hear a new Budweiser commercial coming on.

Luckily, my friend is dating his roommate, which is why it's always better to troll for guys in pairs.

To sum up, 1) GET A HOME PHONE, and 2) Always troll for guys in pairs, in case you start dating Only-Has-A-Cell-Phone-Guy.

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