Important things we learned from Swingers

1. 2 days WAS industry standard, before Swingers. Now it's 3. Damn. It's only day 2. That explains it (no call).
2. Always take separate cars, just in case.
3. Guys are idiots when we are not around. As proof, check out the hockey video game scene and the conversation about the Big Bear and the Helpless Little Bunny. They're idiots most of the time when we are around too.
4. Sometimes, you just have no business wired into a communication system that actually works (think Jon Favreau calling Nikki, like 8 times in a row).
Most importantly,
5. Somehow, they know not to come back until you really have forgotten about them. Were truer words ever spoken?

What is up with me and Swingers allusions these days, you ask? I need relationship levity. I have now had a call, had a day of hanging out at the beach with the beautiful baby. . .and go back to waiting for another call. He did ask me when I was leaving for San Diego. . .hence, he must call tomorrow. That will be Day 3. He called on Day 3 last week too. I've also been reminded by ME that I'M the dumb schmuck who told him that my comfort level with him wasn't where it should be since our first night of drunkenness. . .thereby inducing him to take it painfully, almost ridiculously SLOW. I don't like Slow. Can you just make it real obvious whether you like me already!