Reunion update...

Just returned from the reunion, and as predicted, the very best part was seeing who got fat and ugly. For example:

Best friend from high school that slept with my high school sweetheart while I was dating him and while we were best friends -- still ugly and bug-eyed (she really is/was, I'm not JUST being hateful); joyfully even uglier now somehow; sadly, she did not get fat, though given the A-line, long skirt she was wearing, I'm not so sure that she wasn't covering up some nasty cellulite on those thighs. ;)

Aforementioned slutty ex-friend's current husband -- way fat and way dorky... and short. Tee hee. She has to go home to THAT every night. There is justice in the world.

Other highlights of the night...
Number of times I overheard guys lustfully say to each other, "Who is THAT?" when referring to me... 4.
Number of guys who asked if I was single, then gave me their business cards... 6.
Number of classmates who had more impressive jobs than me... 1... maybe.
Number of classmates that were arguably as thin and attractive as me... 4... maximum.

All in all, I now feel that the last 10 years have been well spent.