Boy Toy

Pro:

1. He says REALLY sweet things, like he always tells me he had a good time, and he's glad he got to see me, and thanks for dinner, it was really good.
2. Cute and blonde.
3. Affectionate, always wants to be close to me and cuddle.
4. Helpful. . .or tries to be. Helps when I cook and helps me change the sheets all the time.
5. One in ten things he says will be funny, and he's self-deprecating about all the non-funny things he says. . .unpretentious.
6. Adores me. Knows full well he should not be able to date someone as attractive and accomplished as I am.
7. Is not a total pushover. Doesn't take my crap to the extent that I'm BARELY convinced he does, in fact, have a spine.
8. I'm not afraid he's going to leave. In fact, sometimes, I push him to see if he'll get mad and "break up" with me. He doesn't. He retreatingly apologizes.
9. Surprisingly accomplished in the physical arts for a 24 y/o.
10. Malleable. A pleaser. Shaves on command.
11. Tan.

Con:

1. Can be irritating. Makes dumb jokes. 14-year-old level.
2. Like a 5-year-old sometimes when helping. If I have to stop and find it for you, I might as well get it myself.
3. Teases my dog, talks about her like a) she can't hear us, and b) like she's not my favorite entity. Calls her "dog." She keeps asking me to get rid of him.
4. Doesn't read. Hates Harry Potter. Loves sports. (Read: we have little in common.)
5. I don't see it going anywhere. . .and maybe he does (not sure).
6. It's not that he's not smart. . .just not in the same way that I am.
7. His arms seem disproportionately short for his body. It just looks weird.