Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Things I would not do if I were not sitting alone at my desk

1) Eat my salad in so few gulps that lettuce protrudes, scavenger-like, from my mouth in between hurried bites.

2) When done, use my finger to lick parmesan cheese off the side of the salad bowl where it is pasted by salad dressing.

3) Floss

4) Surf for Porn (ha ha, just kidding. . .or not).

5) Read the People Magazine I just bought at CVS to hear America sound off on the shocking and distasteful reality show "The Swan". . .to see if I want to Tivo it next season.

6) Sit and pontificate about why I never go in the CVS on Waters because each visit inspires in me a dramatic urge to throw my money on the counter (for the inevitable one or two items I wish to purchase) and barrel out of the store, so as not to get caught in the lazy, lazy, slow, ridiculous time and intelligence warp that is the Waters Ave. CVS.

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