Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Thursday, July 22, 2004

Miss O's Questions

1. What are your limits sexually, as in, what things would you just simply not be willing to try?  I think to hear me allude, most people might assume my sex life is far more kinky than it actually is.  I can't think of "things I just wouldn't try" because most of them don't occur to me.  But I'll try:  I wouldn't let someone pee on me (think Carrie and the politican, SATC, Season 3); in fact, I'm pretty much completely opposed to introducing waste products into sexual escapades at all, or inserting things into orifices from which they come, for that matter; I don't like anything that's too degrading to women (i.e. no, you CAN'T, on my face, thanks for asking).  But if someone has an innocent little fetish that I feel ok indulging, I'm pretty open.

2. If you could spend just 1 day with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?  Christ.  I've got some questions for him.  I'd also like to see if He's really the Messiah, or just a sad, sad, crazy man, pursuant to the theory advance by Alan Watson in Law and the Gospels. 

3. What was your most embarassing moment?  The older I get, the harder I am to embarrass.  It's probably a toss up between being dared to touch Chad Shenton's butt in the 5th grade (and "pretending" to do it, although apparently I really made contact), stealing the Les Mis poster for a boy in high school (or trying to) and being busted by the theater director (whom I didn't know until later), and being called out by a nasty, sketchy guy in a bar in Athens as being someone on an internet dating site (which I denied, but only cause he was nasty).

4. What event or situation has taught you the most about yourself?  Probably living with you and having you point out how obnoxious and immature I am, see below.  :-)  Seriously, when my dad died, I just realized how quickly and unexpectedly people can be taken from you and that you should treasure every day with the people you love.  And that blood is thicker than water, which is something that most of my lunatic family doesn't seem to GET.  But hey, wake up one day without someone you had the day before. . .it'll get to ya.  It also taught me that WAKE UP each day I would, even when things sucked or hurt or you feel like dying.  The sun will still rise each and every day, no matter how low you feel.

5. What personality trait would you most like to change (or improve) in yourself?  I know I can be damn obnoxious, i.e. a loud attention whore who demands all eyes in the room on her (my blog is called Have you SEEN me? for the love of God).  And whenever I'm around someone who has this quality (hopefully, above and beyond ME), it bugs the shit out of me.  Not because, they have the attention, not me (I usually only feel the need and comfort to command attention around people I know pretty well), but because I think they're RUDER, more OBNOXIOUS, less MATURE, and more ATTENTION-GRABBING than myself.  And I still think that's true, probably, but it reminds me to temper my less mature, more boisterous, obnoxious loud side.  Although we wouldn't want to eradicate it completely. . .it's damn amusing.

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