Oh Please Do that Voodoo Miss Have You Do So Well
Sometimes, gentlemen, your girlfriend can be the sweetest angel of a woman. And sometimes, let's face it, she's a fucking whore. I know I can be a "handful," geez, even you guys know that from reading this blog. . .so in order to cope with the times that TJ has had it up to his wit's end. . .
Now introducing, the specially designed, one of a kind, Miss Have You Voodoo Doll. Complete with awfully unshapely limbs crafted by a sewing-impaired seamstress, one of which strangely resembles club foot, mean eyes, wretched scowl, and cute little pink sundress similar to ones Miss Have You would wear. Finely crafted yarn hair the cause of vicious hot glueing injury sustained by a newly blistered Miss Have You.
Directions: When Bitch Ass Miss Have You pisses you off, insert pins. Then discuss your frustrations with the real Miss Have You. After all, you gotta love a woman who hand crafts a Voodoo Doll in her image cause she knows she can be a pain. Give her a shot, wouldya? Talk amongst yourselves.
