Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Friday, May 28, 2004

I'm hearing voices in my head...

...and they're singing, "I am the champion. I am the champion. I am the champion... of the world"

This morning, at 10:15 a.m. the jury found in favor of my defendant. They deliberated for 27 minutes. Not bad, actually. And I can now say that I am undefeated in front of juries.

It feels good. And the pink eye has almost entirely subsided to boot. Tonight I'm going to Agatha's Murder Mystery Dinner Theater with the boyfriend to celebrate.

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