Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Monday, July 26, 2004

What's Wrong with this Picture?

Number of days we've talked since we met:  Every day.  Sometimes, several times.  Not including prolific text messaging and emailing.

Average number of hours per phone call:  1.5

Number of times him not wanting to date anyone else has been mentioned, when he brought it up:  2

Number of times I then brought it up to discuss:  2

Number of times he's acted freaked about the level of interest he has for me:  1

Number of times I talked him back:  1

Number of times he's shown up unexpectedly at my door from 2 hours away:  1

Number of times he's said complimentary things that people only say in movies or in books:  7-8

Number of times it's crossed my  mind that I am completely and utterly crazy, and/or he is:  Countless

Number of times I've graciously accepted friendly concern about the intensity of the situation:  10-12

Number of times I felt that friendly concern crossed the line and may have been a product of other factors unrelated to concern:  1

Number of times I've been indirectly or directly warned to "slow down":  A few

Number of times it's crossed my mind that great romances are impassioned and insane:  A few

Number of times I've been irritated that he's doing *everything* right and still, my friends and I (to some extent) are skeptical:  3,458

Number of times it's occurred to me that I CAN'T convey it in a way in which it WON'T sound crazy:  1 million

Number of days/months/years it will take to know if it's for real:  ??????

Amount of confusion residing in my head:  A large blog's-worth


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