Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Oh for the Love of God

Worst Hurricane Ever to Hit Florida! Never Before Two Category 4 Storms within matter of Weeks! Hurricane Frances the Monster Hurricane Primed to Ravage Florida Coast!

Maybe I'm NOT going to Miami this weekend. Maybe I'm instead packing up my dog and fleeing inland to my mother's house. TJ can come if he wants (he actually lives closer to my parents than I do).

Am I the only one who finds it wholly ironic that the Miami Hurricanes may be canceling their game on Monday on account of an ACTUAL hurricane? Serves you right for picking a highly dangerous weather condition as a mascot. . .that'll teach ya not to take this stuff seriously!! (Ok, I'm pissed and delirious for the ruination of my Labor Day plans. Just laugh with me, ok?)

(You may be asking what the guy in the uniform wears. It's not a hurricane at all, it's a fucking ibis or something.)

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