Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??
The beagle judges. "Sluts," she thinks. We actually had several beagle voiceovers over the course of the weekend, most of them involving her judgment and disdain for our wildness and alcoholism. She was very judgmental about my drunk dialing last night too, she was afraid I'd chased TJ away, and she loves him so. She told RS, "I tried to get the phone away from her, but it is just too hard to wrestle that shit out of her hands with no opposable thumbs."
