Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

The O.C.

You know, sometimes, I think "Damn, I'm upset Scott hasn't called today, when I felt certain he would." But then I think about what poor Marissa must be going through. She and Ryan seem to have just gotten their relationship back together when Teresa, Ryan's ex-girlfriend who he recently had a fling with when he and Marissa broke up for like a week, winds up pregnant. Granted, it's probably Eddie's, Teresa's ex-fiancee, but there was so much knockin' boots going on around that time, who knows? Now Ryan's leaving Orange County and going back to Chino, where Teresa can go to raise the baby and be with her family, sending everyone in the O.C. into a tailspin. Did I mention it's probably not even his? Poor Marissa.

Seriously, why hasn't he called? He is breaking his pattern. He has called on Tuesday or Wednesday for the last couple weeks, and now this is first legitimate weekend to really ask me out. He emailed yesterday and we have established that we both have mutually exclusive plans for tomorrow therefore. . .he is supposed to call today and ask me out for Friday. Surely something happened. He left his phone somewhere. Time got away from him. This is the man who calls to tell me he can't call. His email was signed "Talk to you soon." What is going on here?? I am trying not to freak out, but it is 10:08 and he is a 7 or 9 caller. Seriously, I feel like death. Just when I was so self-assured. . .help, comfort. . .anyone??

But seriously, that sucks about Marissa and Ryan and Teresa's illegitimate baby. Honestly, I think that girl is trash, not because of the illegitimate baby, but how can she bring Ryan into this when she's not even sure it's his. . .knowing he's in love with Marissa who is lamentably still living in Orange County. . . without him. . .sniff. Well, if Scott was waiting for the O.C. to end, we know it has and he should call soon.

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