Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Monday, June 28, 2004

Cleared My Head

In the interest of clearing out my muddled brain, I took stock of my "dating" situation today at lunch, in the park, under a tree:

Number of guys on the docket this week who I consider Datable: 11

Number of those guys who make my brain turn to mush when I try to think about what changed between a week's worth of multiple hour phone calls, a great date, and some pretty steamy physical attraction (but not TOO steamy): 1

Number of those guys who won't date me because of religious reasons, so will continue to be a hook-up buddy: 1

Number of those guys who I am attracted to and think like me, but probably won't (immediately) stop hooking up with a rather bitchy girl who revels in making sure that she stakes her claim to him openly, in my presence: 1

Number of those guys who are bordering on too old for me: 3-4

Number of those guys who live out of town: 5

Number of those guys who have girlfriends: 3

Number of those guys whom I haven't met yet: 3

Number of those guys who I can't figure out how to give my number to, since we only see each other at the gym: 1

Number of those guys who I had a hard time giving my number to, cause he was with his girlfriend (don't judge, he surreptitiously asked for it repeatedly): 1

Number of those guys I see primarily as free dinner: 2

Number of potentials that I do not consider datable, but would hook up with consistently, but I must choose between because they know each other: 2

Number of those guys who already blew me off once, pretty much making the above decision easier: 1



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