Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Hello my name is Ignorant.

Ok, so I knew Keith wasn't a winner (read "I want my bed back."), I just didn't know he was so much of a loser. I am completely unattracted to him at all now. Is it RQOTD that had the post about what's a dealbreaker for you? One of my answers was something like, "Not tolerant of homosexuality. I got gay brothers, I can't be putting up with that crap. I'm not asking you to sleep with them, just with me."

Well, listen to what the infantile, I'm-just-trying-to-sound-cool-but-I'm-really-unnecessarily-aggressive, obnoxious, food-in-his-mouth-and-he-doesn't-even-know-it Keith said yesterday. He said he had to shave before he showered, and I said, “I thought you were supposed to shave after you showered, cause the hot water softens up the hair, that’s what they say on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” to which he replied, “Well, they’re queer, what the f$#@ do they know??”

It was the tone as much as the comment. I responded, "Oh well, that's real mature." I'm done with this tool. Ignorant and intolerant are not high on my list of qualities in a man, I don't care how much of a puppy dog he is. Now, the question is, do I take the glee in telling him exactly what an idiot he is and how completely reprehensible I find his behavior (not because he'll change his narrow little mind, but just to make him realize that he should watch his F#@$ING mouth, you never know who you're talking to) or do I just say, "It's not you, it's me."

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