Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Seersucker and Ejacu-mail

I KNOW this to be true, I just can't find it in the Code!

O.C.G.A. Sec. 58-0-??? Every male attorney in the city of Savannah shall own at least one seersucker suit of blue-and-white stripes. Said attorneys shall be measured and fitted for them, and they shall be issued upon the day said attorneys are sworn in to Superior Court, in the Seersucker Department of the Chatham County Courthouse. Every male attorney shall wear said seersucker suit at least once a month from Memorial Day to Labor Day each year. Seersucker suits for female attorneys are optional, but encouraged. Modeled on La. Statutes Annotated 47-6-54: Common name, New Orleans Seersucker Law.

It's pretty amusing when several show up wearing theirs on the same day, too.

Oops
I just ejacu-mailed an email prematurely. To a guy I googled. (What? He told me his name and he seemed VERY VERY interested. And he was SO EASY to find.) I had the window open and was waiting on my relationship advisor, Opinionated, to advise me on whether I should or not, and then, I got clicking and closing and organizing windows after a bit. . .and I ejacu-mailed it! Oh well. It was incredibly flirtateous, but I was probably going to send it anyway. Who am I kidding?

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