Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??
1) Does size matter? Yes, but it's not the most important thing. Maneuverability is more imporant. Size is good, though.
2) Who moved my cheese? Kimberly.
3) Is Elvis really dead? Yes. Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches killed him. Yum, so good.
4) What's the one thing you could never, ever give up? Deep Emotional Attachment. So stop trying to make me.
5) Who's the Most Fun? Me.
