Hello Mystery Phone Stalker

So, I've gotten some missed calls the last few days. I thought it was this guy I met, whose number I did not save when he called me last week, who didn't want to leave a message because I didn't "call" him from his first one (I emailed and said sorry I missed your call, my friend was in town all weekend). So he hits me on messenger today, and I say, hey have you been trying to call me? No.

Hmmmm. . .so of course, I make my friend call the number.

Guess what? It's the guy from the ejacu-mail. He called me three times on Monday BEFORE I ejacu-mailed him. I bet he thinks I figured it out and am being cute by pretending I don't know who's calling me. He called me again last night. I missed it again. Look how busy and unavailable I am (especially when he DOESN'T LEAVE MESSAGES).

Ok, so he's kind of a phone stalker. . .but he's hot. I'm giddy about this, is that wrong?

I think when he calls later, I'm going to answer, "Hello Mystery Phone Stalker."