Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Need a Holiday

Number of days I've worn slacks to work this week because I'm too lazy to shave: 4

Number of minutes, on average, I've been "late" to work this week: 25

Average time I've gotten out of bed this week: 8:35

Average number of times I've cursed my dog for doing her happy "it's time to eat" dance in front of my bedroom door after the alarm went off but before I got out of bed: 7-8

Number of times I've felt grateful she's feeling better this week: 7-8

Number of days in a row I drank last week: 4

Number of days I'll be drinking this weekend: 1-2, maybe.

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