Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Monday, July 05, 2004

Here's a puzzle:

What is this?

"OW!! That HURT!!"
HE HE HE HE HEEEH HEEE HEEE HEEEHE EEHE HEEE. .
Scream! "Stop it! I already have a BRUISE!!!"
WEH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAAAHAA AHA!!

Answer: Couples who tickle each other. Loudly. On a regular basis. As though you're not in the room. And as though it's not weird. Cooing, kissing, holding hands. . .all regular displays of affection. The sounds above. . .make for an awkward feeling for others inhabiting the room. Note that.

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