Have you SEEN me?

Formerly Not So Much. . .the daily musings of a 26-year-old PYT whose self-love is superceded only by her obnoxiously endearing ability to remind you at all times just how fabulous she is. Guys too stupid to realize how lucky they are to be graced with her presence? Woman with 4-pack abs climbs onto the elliptical trainer next to her? Arrives at Chick-Fil-A at 10:37, only to learn she has missed her opportunity for a chicken biscuit? She throws all these setbacks off with disdain. . .after all, have you SEEN her??

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

What's up with you? Nothing, what's up with you? Nothing. . .

That's from Sweetest Thing, one of the funniest movies ever.

Splenda makes everything taste better.

Having a fridge in my office rocks.

3:00 fruit salad break (with Splenda-sweetened cottage cheese). Everyone say "What a healthy snack, Miss Have You!"

Ejacu-creep called me twice yesterday. Within about 20 minutes of each other. I didn't answer. I was busy. I do that sometimes. Thank God for Caller ID. I do want the satisfaction of telling him, we're not hooking up, though, 'cause it's dirty and wrong. He needs to understand. That I have self-respect.

A friend just emailed me to tell me she hoped I was having a god day. I asked her if she was trying to witness to me. I then told her if I wanted her opinion about God, I'd beat it out of her.

No really, she'll think it's funny.

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